Deeds--I went to the gym before work (in the building where I work). I packed my gym bag with my "work clothes" including my dress shoes, belt, etc. I changed into my work clothes and realized to my dismay that I had packed TWO RIGHT FOOTED DRESS SHOES. I recently bought new dress shoes and my two pairs of shoes were next to each other in the closet. Considering home is an hour away I had quite the dilemna...I can wear my gym shoes with my dress clothes (Dofus)...wear one dress shoe and one gym shoe(Hi I'm a Loser) OR I can wear two right footed dress shoes and hope no one notices and that it doesn't hurt too much. Here is the option I choose (The Dofus + Loser look=Lame!). Weird but no one seem to notice... read quote below.

Words--Movie Quotes (Shoe related)
Shawshank Redemption --"Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?"

Fletch--"I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jackknifed on the Santa Ana. ***dawful mess. You should see my shoes..."

4 comments:
Hahahaha! If you were to ride the metro, I'm sure a ton of people would have noticed your shoes. That's all I look at when I ride. Your left foot definitely looks wrong. :D
At least they were the same color.
Ha ha! That's just awesome. At least they weren't two "left feet" (buh dump bum pshh). :-)
This made me laugh out loud! That is hilarious!
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